(this sounds like a warning but it’s really just a fic rec)

JUST FYI DO NOT READ JENWYN’S BANNERELLA FIC UNLESS YOU WANNA BE LEFT IN A SOBBING SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED MESS

BC IT IS PERFECT AND BEAUTIFUL AND GLORIOUS AND THE CHARACTERIZATION’S ARE JUST THE BEST

BUT THEN ALL THAT WILL END BC YOU WILL GET TO THE END OF IT AND THEN THERE IS NO MORE AND IT WAS LEFT OF A FUCKING CLIFFHANGER BC IT’S UNFINISHED

AND THEN YOU WILL CRY AND RAGE AND HULK SMASH EVERYTHING

[GROSS SOBS]

but srsly tho. if you haven’t read it, gO CHANGE THAT NOW.

elvensorceress replied to your post: rule number one: if I say I’m not gonna eat the…

it’s ok. my first rule is to make enough to share with roses :*

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and dat is why u r my favorite and the bestest and omg have I told u ily like wowwie too preshus 4 dis world <3<3<3

So, a little Lex tagged me in this, so let’s have fun, shall we?

The rules:

Rule 1: Always post the rules.

Rule 2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write 11 new ones.

Rule 3:Tag 11 new people and link them to the post.

Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them.

1. What do you usually eat for breakfast?
Ooh. Usually, I’m not very hungry when I wake up, so I just have a glass of chocolate almond milk. And yes, chocolate, because regular tastes nasty by itself.

2. Have you ever written fanfiction? For what?
Ooh, yess~. I think I’ve written at least a small something for every fandom I’ve been in? But I don’t recall ever posting anything, so…Avengers/Thor takes the cake in amount, though.

3. What colour are your eyes?
They would be a lovely shade of gray/blue.
although shh little known fact: one eye has a huge patch of hazel. #SectoralHeterochromiaWeeee

4. What’s your favourite trilogy? (Of films or books or anything.)
Oh, ffff. That’s hard. I just love things in threes. Uhmm. The only thing I can think of right now is Iron Man? XD

5. Which song(s) do you listen to when you’re sad?
Uhhmmmm. Damn. That depends? Various, so many thing. So…I dunno, I guess? It’s not specific.

6. Who is your favourite Disney character and why?
UHHH UHHH UHHH. SHIT. THERE ARE SO MANY. D: HOW DO I PICK JUST ONE?! UHmm uhmmm uhmmmmmmmm for the sake of my brain exploding trying to think of my favorite, I’d go with Mulan.
Although if we’re considering Marvel part of Disney, then Loki. Fuck yeah, Disney Princess Loki. Shh.

7. What did you put off doing today?
Everything and anything that didn’t involve eating or being on Tumblr.

8. If you went to Hogwarts, would you take an owl, a cat, or a toad?
Ooh. Probably cat. I’m a cat person. XD But owl is a close second. * u *

9. Which was your first fandom?
Hmmm. Depends on what you consider “first.” The first thing I was consciously shipping was Rent way back in 4th-5th grade, but back in like, 1st-2nd grade, I was all about Puppy Love omg Sirius/Remus! Seriously. XD I’ve been in the Slash business a LONG while.

10. How many tabs do you have open right now?
Oh good gods of Asgard, I’m a tab hoarder, and my tab number is actually low for me, as I just closed a window with like, the majority of my tags. *Counts.* O-oh. Oh gods. Okay, I am dead serious. 572. SERIOUSLY. And that’s minus one window. O_O

11. What’s the last film you watched?
Thaaaaaat would be Iron Man 2, as it’s on the telly right now. >3

Now, let’s see…my questions would be:
1) Favorite colour, and why it’s awesome?
2) What reduces you into a pile of wailing, gurgling feels?
3) Any pet peeves?
4) Something that people do that makes you go ASDFGHJKLNNNGHHHH, ie, singing/dancing/bring you food/etc?
5) Favorite animal?
6) If you could rewrite anything from any movie/book/series/etc, what would you replace and why?
7) Something that never fails to reduce you to a pile of giggles?
8) Favorite thing you’ve ever read? (Fanfic and etc included.)
9) Ideal sandwich?
10) Something you’re proud of?
11) Favorite lyrics?

You remember enough to do BtVS? :D

XD I can sure try~.

OTP
Spike/Angel. Beeeeecause reasons. Or Spike/Angel/Drusilla/Darla because foursome funsome fuck yeah.

Best Canon Pairing
Aklsjngdf. Xander/Anya, tho. ;_; they’re like Chandler/Monica but with vampires. XD Also Willow/Tara. OR OR OR Buffy/Spike. Akdsflgg

Worst Pairing Ever
Shit I am not active enough in this fandom to know what people ship tho honestly
Uhhm. UHH. I HONESTLY DON’T KNOW.
Doesn’t Xander end up with Dawn? Yeah no. Anything that isn’t Anya for Xander is just cry.

Guilty Pleasure Pairing
srsly you’d think after answering this question so many times I’d give up because n O GUILTY PLEASURES
UHMMMM. Spike/Xander, possibly? Maybe. Idk.

A pairing you want to see more of
Errrr. Uhm. More Spike and Xander interactions I guess because they were hilarious? But idk.

A pairing everyone likes and you’re like “lol no”
Do people actually ship Buffy/Riley? Because LOL no. XD

Doctor Whooooooooo

Ooooh(weee-ooooo~.) Thoughts~.

OTP
DOCTOR/MASTER DOCTOR/MASTER DOCTOR/MASTER BECAUSE I C A N ’ T ASDFJKLHAGAFH. IT’S JUST. MY FEELS. EVERYWHERE.
it’s like Thorki
but with Time Lords

Favorite Canon Pairing
Doctor/Master is canon shaddap
Doctor/Rose. I just. ;_; Feeeeeels.
also Jack/The Universe because yes.

Worst Pairing Ever
UHm. UhMMM. Is Doctor/Martha a thing? Because if it is, then no thnx. Nope.
Also I don’t like Doctor/River. I just don’t. No thnx. Yeurgh.

Guilty Pleasure Pairing
…uhhh. again what are guilty pleasures I ship things and don’t apologize.
I would totally ship Amy/Vincent? Maybe? Idk. UHmmm. Ffff. Eleven/Rory? Nine/Jack? Come on. I dunno. W a t r guilty pleasures.

A pairing you want to see more
I really wanna see more of Master/Lucy okay because gah it was so fucked up and so sad and LUCY BB I WANNA SEE MORE OF YOU also MASTER and ASDFGHJKL.
ALSO. MICKEY/JAKE. I WANT IT. YES.

A pairing that everyone likes but you’re like “lol no”
…Doctor/River prolly. Or Doctor/Amy, if that’s a thing.
is that I thing
I dunno
what do you people even ship these days

Also OUaT because reasons. LadyLoki reasssonsss. And Rumbelle.

EEEHEHEHE. Hmmmm~.

OTP
RRRRRRRRRRRUMBELLE. I JUST HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT A CUP OKAY. ASDFGHJLK.

Favorite Canon Pairing
RUMBELLE. I mean, COME ON. except can Swan Queen be canon now plz I’d really like that because reasons

Worst Pairing Ever
Wasn’t there like, Hook/Belle or Hook/Aurora going around for a while? Idk. Something skeevy with him because no.
Otherwise Snowing. Because r u srsly Snowings. No.

Guilty Pleasure Pairing
…Regina/Cora tho.
All the incest ships
are belong to us
.
It just. Makes so much sense. SO FUCKED UP AND SO NUTS BUT SO BRILLIANT AND I CAN’T NOT HEADCANON O K A Y.

A pairing you’d like to see more
RUMBELLE PLZ. Y U NO HAVE MOAR SCREENTIME BBS?!
ALSO SWANQUEEN.
and I wouldn’t mind more WhaleWolf too. Was preshusss.
Also anything with Cora because I loff her and I miss her face.

That pairing everyone likes but you’re like “lol no”
…Does anyone actually like Snowing? I mean srsly. No.

Gonna be different and say RENT. VIVA LA VIE BOHEME. :D

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Ooh, a curveball. Dayum. Now I actually have to think. XD Hmmm…let’s see.

OTP
Shiiii—gotta be Mark/Roger. Yup. Can’t not. Nope.
Roger/Cornbread, tho. Except shiiiiiiii now I’m tempted to make that all of my answers because OTP. XD

Favorite Canon Pairing
FFFFFFFFF I’M SO TORN. ANGEL/COLLINS…BUT ROGER/APRIL THO. I CAN’T. ASDFGHJKL. N O P E.
C o r n b r e a d

Worst Pairing Ever

uhh but this is the thing in which you ship everyone with everyone and no one gives a fuck adlfjgdfhdnhs fine
Ummmm. I’m sure there could be worse ones out there, but I remember not liking Mark/Angel? Way back in the day. XD
anything not cornbread because cornbread is bready corn actually no corny bread there we go because CORNBREAD

Guilty Pleasure Pairing
there are guilty pleasures with this fandom? w h a t?
…Roger/Cornbread. ‘Nuff said.

A pairing you’d like to see more
Uhmmm. Roger/April plz? I can has? Me gusta.
also cornbread. don’t forget the cornbread. everything’s better with cornbread.

A pairing everyone likes but you’re like “lol no”
Uh. UH. Roger/Mimi, I guess?
Roger/ANYTHING THAT IS NOT CORNBREAD

IN CONCLUSION:
cornbreadcornbreadcornbreadcornbreadcornbreadcornbreadcornbread.

…wat.