nonboonary: i told tucker i was gonna do one of those haunted house things for newt and hermann and i did it super last minute happy halloweenie here’s the original
wee woo wee woo yes hello ma’am this is the characterisation police. step aside. yr under arrest for heavily misinterpreting this character
“What are some of your hobbies?”
“I like to write”
“What do you like to write?”
“Uhh…Short stories”
“What kind of short stories?”
“UHHHHH”
Newton Geiszler making fun of the extra N in Hermann’s name.
“It’s unnecessary.”
“YOU’RE UNNECESSARY.”
yeah i play video games
[watches lets plays and walkthroughs]
Someone needs to troll this tag with some hilariously terrible slashfic. I just can’t bring myself to be that person.
i go through periods of
“i’m so fucking cool and awesome and hot. I would date me”
followed by
“i’m so fucking ugly why do people talk to me i’m such a loser”
followed by
“LIFE IS AWESOME LOOK A BIRD. SO PRETTY. EARTH IS BEAUTIFULLLL!!”
followed by
“oh my god everyone is so fucked up i hate people and want to die.”
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