WAIT BUT MOTIVATION FOR NANO VIA SEX TOYS THO.

HIT 5,000 WORDS. PICK OUT A PRODUCT. WRITE 5,000 MORE. GET SOMETHING ELSE.

IT’S BRILLIANT.

…save for the bit about impulse control.

okay no really though why isn’t there a way for people who don’t wants boobs to donate them to those who do I mean fucking come on that would solve so many problems I s2g.

okay ass is starting to hurt from this position. time to move into the living room again ;;uwu.

my cats understand me and my chickenshit tendencies.

did u think i was kiddin about hiding in the kitchen from the scary noises bc u would be wrong. the kitchen has the salt also knives and no one will see me from the outside.

so i was completely unaffected by going to the local Nightmare Factory staged haunted house thing, but i got terrified of random loud noises outside that i actually am now sitting in the middle of the kitchen floor hiding from all doors and windows?? yes this is logic.

rhyscoiro replied to your post: burn and charlie are on m…

wait what

aaaa didn’t you hear? burn got invited as a guest star on charlie’s show! (It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia if you haven’t heard of it.) the new ep is airing for me rn.

burn and charlie are on my tv I repeat they are on my tv this is the new ep this is noT A DRILL BURN AND CHARLIE AND AAANMEFBSAKHAQAAAA?!!?!!!?!

oH MY GOD THE SEX PROTECTION TALK OH MY GOD [SCREAMS INTO HANDS] IT’S ALL I’VE EVER WANTED OM F G

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